1) July 15-17:Biker Co-op's 36th annual motorcycle rally. I went last year and this event is a blast. You are guaranteed to meet someone new and interesting. Sadly, I can't make this one. Blue River, Wis. Camp at Eagle Cave Natural Park.
http://www.britishbiker.net/Annual_Rally.htm
2) July 23: Dirty Side Down Motorcycle Show Off
https://www.facebook.com/events/509917665884537/
311 Club in Minneapolis. A bearded lady motorcycle freak show alternative? Damn, we're game.
There you go, Francine. Now stop yer whinning.