Monday, August 29, 2016

Motorsickle Hill Climbing Bad Assery...

Right here in RW, no less. Duh. It's not like we don't have any hills around here. Sept. 17 and 18th at the Indianhead Motorcycle Club hillclimb grounds in Red Wing. Drags will be held Saturday and a semi-pro climb on Sunday. The fun starts at noon both days. There will be dirt. Details, go here:

And if you insist on not leaving the state of Wisconsin due to your obstinate pride, you can always go to the Valley Springs Motorcycle Club's  hill climb this Saturday, Sept. 4 in Bay City. Why, that's just right across the river from Red Wing, and yes, they are hills over there, too. F**k the state fair this weekend, go see this shit instead. Way funner than eating a nasty corndog at a venue that smells like little kid vomit and yer aunt's BO.

Hill climbing; so bad ass it's just like those stories Gramps told you about being a B-17 waist-gunner during WW Two. 

Random Motorcycle Picture of the Day

All kindsa stuff going on there.

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Hey Look, We Have a Mission Statement

It's about damn time. Here goes:

The express goal of the Red Wing Ironworks Motorbike Club is to promote safe and skillful motorcycling in southeastern Minnesota. We are firm believers in ATGATT. Our membership is focused on sportbikes, sport tourers, adventure/dual-sports, standards  and vintage iron of European and Japanese manufacture. (We are not a Harley/cruiser club). And when our riding is done for the day, we usually drink beer afterward, watch crappy motorcycle movies and talk bikes ad nauseam.

This post approved by Tony, the club boss. Yo.

Random Motorcycle Picture of the Evening....

A Honda C-something-something- something 250 parked in the Driveway of Doom (That would be my off camber driveway that everyone loves....)
And vicious guard dog Bob, doing his level best to keep an eye on things.

Saturday, August 27, 2016

Separated at Birth?

The Victory Vision......
 And the Brain, from Pinky and the Brain.....?

It Has Been Proclaimed, Therefore it Shall Be....

There will be a gathering of sorts in Little Timmy's VooDoo Lounge this eve. I think it starts at 7 p.m. Bring what you will, Cletus. Fezzes are optional.

This post endorsed by Edwin Schmitz, founder of Fezz R Us, Inc., Toledo, Ohio.

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Walt Ride 2017 Plans. Already?

Tentative talks are centered on a Yooper ride in June 2017. (That would be Michigan's Upper Peninsula). Focus would be on Copper Harbor, Hougton area. Prolly a five-day ride this time around. The High Command at the Red Wing Ironworks Motorbike Club thought this to be a swell ride for next summer.

This post sponsored by the High Command, which, by the way, when searched on the internet produces images of nerds playing a video game of the same name or WW I Germans.