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Friday, May 15, 2015
'Tis sad but true. Little Timmy is retiring.
What a load of bullshit. He ain't sad and neither is the rest of us. But he is retiring after 99 years in the teaching profession. (All the kids that turned out to be criminals were in his classrooms over the years.) Anyhow, come to the retirement blow out at Little Timmy's Voodoo Lounge on June 13. Why, that's right after the Walt Ride, I tell ya. Get totally wasted on Tim's dime. I am working the bar and the cocktails will be strong and ample. (Drink efficiently, my friends)