The web has virtually exploded over the Rossi-Marquez incident at Sepang this past weekend. Conspiracy theories abound. Was there a shadowy man in a trench coat near the Grassy Knoll? Was it the MIC? (Motorcycle Industrial Complex). Was there a toe tap? Fondling? Tom Foolery? Hi-jinx and shenanigans?
You too can ride with Keanu Reeves on a two-day motorcycle adventure in SoCal. Pony up, bitches; you not only get the trip, but that measly $150 grand also fetches a Harley-Cloney-Cafe-Looky bike. It's all in the Neiman Marcus Xmas 2015 catalog. Go buy some of that shit for yourself now.
This Saturday's weather looks to be a perfect fall day: sunny with daytime highs in the mid-60s; evening in the 50s. Great weather for the 67th annual Octofest/Big Burn. It will be a great night to swap stories, tell lies, spread rumors (Tim GOT another new bike), talk big and smart off about The Man.
Imagine that; two kegs of Rush River beer followed me home tonight; Unforgiven Amber Ale and Bubble Jack IPA. Perfect for next weekend's Octofest/Big Burn. If you show up with Bud Light, there is something seriously wrong with you and yer momma didn't raise you right.