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Saturday, July 18, 2020
A Swell Time Was Had By All
At last eve’s Ironworks Motorbike Club’s whiskey fest. Our man Christian went home with the soon to be coveted traveling trophy. So much fun was had, rumors are afoot for another this fall. Stay tuned. In the mean time, crappy phone camera pix to enjoy.....
Monday, July 13, 2020
Saturday, July 11, 2020
Ironworks Whiskey Night on the Books
Friday, July 17 at 7 PM at Little Timmy's VooDoo Lounge. Bring a bottle of rye or bourbon for passing. However, what you bring cannot be reveled until later. (Wrap up bottle in a brown bag; sorta like you're going to a back-alley hobo party on the sketchy side of town...).
-No super-duper expensive shit, unless you are feeling that generous.
-Nothing that is in our regular routine of bourbons/rye we've all had before. (I.E - Evan Williams; Rebel Yell, Marker's Mark, Old Grand Dad, etc. Go different or go home, peeps.)
- No Scotch and no Canadian. Must be a truly barrel aged bourbon, rye or other whiskey. Read the labels: I don't want that "special aged in 6 months with our secret process" crap. FYI, that swill is made in a third-world soap factory. Go ahead and drink all you want of that bilge; you'll be wearing grandpa's Depends unda-pants for two days working the sewage out of your system. You've been warned.
-No fucking biker bro-hugs. Jumping-Jesus-on-a-pogo-stick, that shit is stoopid to see all the time.
-No mom jeans, no wife jeans, or younger sister jeans. (see picture below. Seriously, how can any man wear that shit?)
That is all.
Other rules:
- No cheap shit. Nobody wants to swill Keesler's and Stab-n-Kill again.-No super-duper expensive shit, unless you are feeling that generous.
-Nothing that is in our regular routine of bourbons/rye we've all had before. (I.E - Evan Williams; Rebel Yell, Marker's Mark, Old Grand Dad, etc. Go different or go home, peeps.)
- No Scotch and no Canadian. Must be a truly barrel aged bourbon, rye or other whiskey. Read the labels: I don't want that "special aged in 6 months with our secret process" crap. FYI, that swill is made in a third-world soap factory. Go ahead and drink all you want of that bilge; you'll be wearing grandpa's Depends unda-pants for two days working the sewage out of your system. You've been warned.
-No fucking biker bro-hugs. Jumping-Jesus-on-a-pogo-stick, that shit is stoopid to see all the time.
-No mom jeans, no wife jeans, or younger sister jeans. (see picture below. Seriously, how can any man wear that shit?)
That is all.
Don't EVER, EVER, EVER, wear these. To the biker guys that do: you are humiliating yourself. |
Friday, July 03, 2020
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