1) Goatee
2) Scowl
3) Doo-rag with the following;
1) An eagle
2) A wolf (preferred howling at the moon.)
3) A patriotic slogan
4) Other rambling non-sense too small to read or care about. (Maybe boasting of recent trip to Sturgis?)
4) Jeans purchased by wife/girlfriend from Limited Express with sparkly festooned back pockets.
5) One half-empty can of Bud Light to be carried around all day
6) One WWII German Wehrmacht infantry helmet (only for those that wear helmets.)
7) One pair of fingerless gloves
8) One cruiser motorcycle, black in color, highlighted with skull paintings
9) One t-shirt with the eagle, or wolf, or patriotic slogan, etc., etc., etc., blah blah blah
10) One small dog riding with doo-rag, goatee and scowl
