Sunday, August 12, 2012

Speedfreaks, umbrella girls, gin&tonics and total mayhem await


Tighten your socks and batten down the hatches, because as of Thursday, it's on. A delegation of representatives from the Red Wing Ironworks Motorbike Club will be sent to the Redbull Moto GP weekend in fabulous Indianapolis, Ind., which by the way, hosts the finest array of used tire stores across the fruited plains. (It's also HQ to the Pork Fritter Association of America). As it stands, we have yet to see anything on two wheels move faster than a Moto GP bike shooting down the front stretch of America's most fabled racing venue. It'll make your hair stand on end; it's like watching the devil hisself chasing down sinners. Not kidding, neither. No sir.  Days at the track will be capped off by the usual suspects causing the usual mayhem under the sloppy spell of Schlitz tallboys; disproportionately mixed G&T's and crappy bourbon. Tim will be making a new dance video for sure; just key in the buzz phrase,"Wud up with dat?" Though we're staying at another hotel due to booking "issues" and the restraint order still being in effect, we're looking forward to meeting up with our old friends from Missouri/Kansas, and meeting new ones.

What? Umbrella girls at Indy?

Ok, here is the obligatory motorcycle picture.


Saturday, August 11, 2012

The last burrito....

Today marks an end of an era for the IronWorks Motorbike Club; our pre-ride gathering breakfast/coffee haunt, Smokey Row Cafe, closed today. We ritualistically gathered here generally before every weekend ride to get fueled up on high octane coffee (Smokey Row Blend could give you a good case of the shakes after three cups on an empty stomach) and the world's best breakfast burrito. Today, I had my last of both. And though Smokey Row will re-open in some new guise on Aug. 27, we're sad to see the present incarnation go. It's meant a lot to us to sit there and talk shop, politics, the latest and greatest bike or riding gadget for countless hours in an environment that was laid-back, and open to all walks of life; especially the motley group from the IronWorks Motorbike Club. General Manager Ruth did an admiral job of running Red Wing's best place to go for breakfast and lunch. We will especially miss her baked goods (killer Norwegian health bread. And Christian couldn't keep his hands off the oatmeal bars....) But, as true with everything in life, things change. By the sound of it Ruth wants to move ahead in a new direction taking a much deserved break from the restaurant biz that saw countless early mornings that were followed by long days. It takes a special person who can do this day-in, day-out. And we'd like to give credit to all that worked there as well.   On behalf of the Red Wing Ironworks Motorbike Club, we give Ruth and the crew a  nod for making Smokey Row a great place to be. We'll see you in two weeks, and we look forward to a new relationship.

Thursday, July 26, 2012

What's this all about?

No rider, my ass

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Even more freakish behavior and shenannigans from the Bearded Lady Motorcycle Freakshow....


Minnesota Roller Girls at the Freakshow promoting the upcoming season, which gets underway at Roy Wilkens in September.

Bill and ????



Pickled tattoo pigs: Best bike tropies.



Oldie Beemer from the early 70s.

Beautiful Goozi Ambasador 750.

Tim gets all giddy taking it in. Hey, where'd you get that shirt from?


Guy? Girl? You guess.

Tats is where it's at.

I had a CX500 back in the day. Too bad I sold it; otherwise it would have looked like this today.

A few scenes from the Bearded Lady Motorcycle Freak Show......