Hear ye, hear ye... rant o' the day.

Learn to spell before you post motorsickle stuff on Craigslist; it's "brakes"; not "breaks." If you want to indicate to a prospective buyer that your motorsickle will actually stop, then you need to say "the brakes work dandy" or something to that effect. If  you put the word "breaks" in the ad, then prospective buyers will think that your shit is all busted up and broken. Get it? You can now return to your normal duties.