Miles covered: 1336
States: Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan
Bikes involved:
BMW -3
Honda - 2
Triumph- 1
Kawasaki - 1
Harley-Davidson - 1
Suzuki- 1
Yamaha - 1
- Bar fights nearly started by random drunk women - 2
- Small bird strikes: 2
- Near misses with stupid deer and semi-truck (combined incident): 1
- 1.75 liter bottle of bourbon consumed in two nights: 1
- Closed, foreclosed or shuttered motels, restaurants and other businesses on the route: 278
- Gay Bars visited: 1 (in Gay, Michigan, of course)
- Fudge shops in Mackinaw City, Michigan: 3,006
- Conversations with Monks: 1
- Coffee shops open in Copper Harbor, Michigan on Monday: 0
- Pyrotechnic motel owners encountered: 1
- Pasties consumed: 12
